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September 9th, 2008

Ruminations

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My perpetual ineptitude at brewing Jasmine tea, it doth disturb me.

July 11th, 2008

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I left Facebook! That means a slightly larger than 10% chance I'll check/update Livejournal when I use the internet.com/facespaceplace.

Someday maybe even this year I'll have stuff on my website and that will serve as a blog, if I were to feel so inspired to keep one.

Which apparently I don't.

May 14th, 2008

HEY those of you in the Amherst direction,

I have been bad and not checking my UMass email but I just found out that the annual Professional Writing and Technical Communication (PWTC) reunion cookout is on Saturday. And I should / would like to try to get out there for that.

While I'm there I'd love to hang out, if anyone's around! It'd be nice...

Lena, did you hear about this? Are you thinking of going?

May 13th, 2008

TOO MUCH CHEESE

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gaahhhh too much mozzarella! I'm so sick of eating it, but I loved it so! I'm NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN!! (that's a lie)

December 12th, 2007

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"Acid Trip Better Planned Than Vacation"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31294

just a little giggle.

December 5th, 2007

"Two hold-its ago, and a dozen eggs past the expiration date, I had to subtract a submarine and add a watermelon."



In other news, plain yogurt. When my stomach has forsaken me and no other foods will do.

A Fine Evening.

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My last Java test went well.

Came home and celebrated by eating a lot of really good Chinese food, but it was spicy, and I ate it too fast, but before I ate that too fast, I swallowed some vitamins with some lukewarm pomegranate juice that'd been sitting in a Nalgene bottle in my backpack all day.

I almost immediately puked.

Then I had to take the trash out. But I had to roll the trash down in its container and I hadn't shoveled the driveway, so the iced-over snow was too slippery to walk on and I had to walk on a little strip of grass alongside the driveway, with my trash. In the crunchy snow.

In the crunchy, squishy snow.

I finally get down the hill with the trash and got back inside and looked on the bottom of my boot and found some kind of nasty green shit splatted all across the bottom. Nasty, squishy green shit.

Out of curiosity, I opened a fortune cookie:

"Lotto or not? That is the question."

Yes, that must be it. I won Tonight's Cosmic F-you.
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